🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

It's Craig David, spittin' rhymes your way.

Your week's lookin' techy, all code and crypto vibes,

While mine's straight romance, leavin' hearts in overdrive.

But let's flip your script, make it funny and fly,

Roastin' your days, from low to high.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—rewind!

Monday hit hard, but what do I see?

Your day's timed out, like a bad Wi-Fi spree.

No events logged, probably ghostin' the net,

While I was subway flirtin', sealin' the bet.

You snoozed through the grind, or hid in your cave?

Craig's scorin' numbers, you're just hittin' save.

Timed out like a no-show, what a lame debut—

Monday's a bust, mate, what happened to you?

Tuesday rolls in, same old story again,

Error code flashin', request timed out, amen.

Were you debuggin' dreams or dodgin' the fray?

I'm at the bar with Moët, smooth-talkin' away.

Your week's alredy fadin', no spark, no fire,

Craig's buildin' tension, takin' it higher.

Timed out twice now? That's a weak-ass play—

Tuesday's forgotten, vanished away!

Wednesday, oh boy, another timeout glitch,

Your day's MIA, like a server ditch.

No redemption arc here, just silence so deep,

While I'm divin' in, makin' love in my sleep.

You ghosted the logs, probably chasin' a bug,

Craig's in the zone, givin' that hug.

Three strikes, you're out? This week's lookin' thin—

Wednesday's a phantom, where you been?

Thursday, surprise—yep, timed out once more,

Your productivity's snorin' on the floor.

No events to show, just a big ol' fail,

I'm marathon lovin', leavin' no detail.

Were you lost in code, or nappin' through lunch?

Craig's flippin' it front to back, packin' a punch.

Four days of nothin'? That's roast-worthy, son—

Thursday's evaporated, week's barely begun!

Friday finally sparks, now we're talkin' real,

"Good talk" and curves, with that crypto zeal.

Redemption arc boosted by Bitcoin and Nostr,

E-cash in the mix, but hold up—spider roster?

You denyin' the webs, shoutin' "Not me, no way!"

While I'm bedroom bound, goin' all day.

Promotin' with Blossom, no arachnid thrill?

Friday's your peak, but man, what a chill—roasted!

Saturday's mysterious, just a 👀 emoji tease,

Nostr event droppin', leavin' folks on their knees.

Meme or tech tidbit? Cat in a suit, maybe?

You're playin' secret agent, keepin' it shady.

While I'm still romancin', no time to rest,

Your day's all intrigue, but barely impressed.

Craig's marathon windin' down, you're just peekin' sly—

Saturday's cryptic, but why so shy?

Sunday wraps it up, AI dreams gone wild,

World-conquer plans? Nah, just renamin' a file.

From giant JSON spew to daily delight,

16 seconds searchin', what a epic fight!

Bonus Craig shoutout, singin' "Seven days,"

But your week's timed out half the time—dismay!

I'm chillin' with takeout, post-love-fest glow,

Your Sunday's file-fix? Boring, bro—roasted slow!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—aha!

Your tech week's a timeout fest, barely a saga.

Craig's romancin' bombshells, you're denyin' spiders and code,

But hey, keep hustlin'—next week, explode!

Peace out, it's Craig, droppin' the mic with flair,

Your 7 days roasted, now breathe that fresh air.

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