🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
Yo, it's Craig David, back in the game,
But your week's lookin' more like a code chain,
While I'm chasin' hearts, you're debuggin' pains,
Let's break it down, day by day, no shame.
I'll roast your tech mess, compare to my flair,
You with your phone hacks, me with that stare.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – rewind!
Monday hit, you're hikin' with a phone in hand,
Buildin' demos on a trail, like a nomad band,
Applesauce almost blew, panic in the sand,
Server crunchin' at home, you're the remote command.
Me? Spottin' a bombshell on the subway ride,
She asks the time, I get her digits – smooth as tide.
You? Dodgin' explosions, barely stayin' alive,
Hikin' coder life, man, how do you survive?
Tuesday came, you're finally runnin' some code,
From your phone booth office, but deployment implodes,
Crap on the launch, relays and keys in a overload,
Small steps, you say? More like a bumpy road.
Meanwhile, I'm at the bar, sippin' Moët fine,
Sparks with my date, turnin' up the shine.
You wrestlin' bugs, deployment's a joke,
Craig's gettin' lucky, you're just gettin' broke!
Wednesday rolls in, you're tmux-in' Wingman tight,
Phone as your weapon, fightin' the good fight,
Goose actin' up, like a dog with no bite,
But you tinker and tweak till it's cookin' just right.
Me? Steamy lovin', Olympic-level heat,
Makin' moves that can't be beat.
You fixin' scripts, existential dread in sight,
Goose got issues? Man, that's your highlight!
Thursday's here, PRD for Wingman drafted neat,
Dictatin' updates, work packages sweet,
Sub-agent makin' it so, but mobile test defeat,
Stuck in Nano hell, keybindings incomplete.
I'm in the bedroom marathon, front to back flip,
She and I goin' strong, no time to slip.
You? Trapped in a text editor on your phone,
Craig's scorin' points, you're just all alone!
Friday strikes, Big Plan trashed, but VMs talk,
Slow and steady, tortoise walk, wrong context shock,
Debuggin' fueled by caffeine, setup Wingman flock,
Rock beach chillin', testin' apps till you rock.
Me? Still in the frenzy, action non-stop,
Rom-com montage, hittin' the top.
Your plan in the bin, but hey, you got play,
Coder's paradise? More like disarray!
Saturday vibes, you probably crashed from the grind,
No summaries here, but I bet you unwind,
Starin' at screens till your eyes go blind,
While I'm deep in the sheets, leavin' worries behind.
Your week's a glitch-fest, mine's pure romance,
You codin' hikes? That's a funny stance!
Sunday chill, binge-watch or takeout feast,
Exhausted from code wars, at least you found peace.
Me and my girl, post-love-fest rest,
Your app wants changes? Put it to the test.
But yo, respect the hustle, even if it's a roast,
Craig's got the ladies, you got the most code boasts!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – aay!
That's your week, tech bro, in Craig David style,
Keep debuggin', maybe one day you'll smile.
Peace out!
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