🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David in the house, spittin' rhymes your way.
Your week's lookin' techy, cryptic, full of code and fails,
While mine was all romance, chillin' with the finest tales.
I met a girl on Monday, sparks flew like fireworks,
But you? Let's break it down, day by day—time to roast your quirks!
Monday, timed out like a bad connection, request denied,
You probably sat there starin', with nothin' to confide.
While I was in the subway, clockin' that bombshell at three-fifteen,
Askin' for her digits, settin' up a date supreme.
Tuesday, another error, MCP crashin' your vibe,
Request timed out again—man, are you even alive?
I was at the bar with her, sippin' Moët, feelin' fly,
But you? Ghost mode activated, not even a "hi."
Wednesday, same old story, timeout hit like a brick wall,
Your day's a blank slate, nothin' happenin' at all.
Me? We were makin' love, steamy as it gets, no doubt,
You? Probably debuggin' dreams, lights already out.
Thursday, error four in a row, what a tragic streak,
Request timed out—yo, your week's lookin' weak!
I was in the bedroom marathon, front to back, non-stop thrill,
You? Zzzzin' through the hours, chasin' that nap skill.
Friday, finally some action, good talk and a "solid left curve,"
Redemption arc with Bitcoin, Nostr, E-cash—nerve!
Promotin' Blossom, but hey, no spiders in the mix,
Denyin' any web weirdness, like "I ain't into that fix!"
While I kept the heat goin', action-packed and bold,
You turned crypto preacher, but that spider roast is gold.
Saturday, droppin' đź‘€ on Nostr, mysterious as can be,
A meme or tech tidbit? Left the crew in curiosity.
Me? Still in the groove, flippin' it like a pro,
You? Playin' secret agent, hidin' what you know.
Sunday, grand AI plans crashed to renamin' a file,
From world domination to daily JSON style.
One giant dump to daily drops—earth-shatterin', right?
While I chilled with takeout, binge-watchin' through the night.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—
Your week was timeouts and tech quests, mine was pure honey.
Aww yeah! Craig David signin' off, keep grindin' that code,
But next time, add some romance—don't let the errors overload!
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