🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David on the mic, rewindin' the vibe,
Takin' your week, mate, and flippin' it live.
While I was out chasin' love in the city lights,
You were glued to screens, fightin' AI fights.
My week's all romance, yours is code and Nostr dreams,
But let's roast it proper, make it funny, no screams.
From Monday to Sunday, we'll break it down smooth,
Compare my wild rides to your techie groove!
Monday, I met her on the train at three-fifteen,
She asked for the time, I got her number, feelin' keen.
But you? Rejectin' AI like Claude's your ex, sayin' "fuck off" with glee,
Buildin' stateless wallets in Nostr KV, what a spree!
Firefox and Safari, balancin' 21 sats or whatever you call it,
While I'm scorin' dates, you're codin' private boards, mate, that's stallin'!
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët, sparks flyin' high,
Makin' moves so smooth, no need to even try.
But you? Droppin' demos like a superhero in a hoodie cape,
Podcast links on Fountain, huggin' folks who escaped some scrape.
"Glad she's safe" with an emoji bear hug, that's your thrill,
While I'm gettin' cozy, you're multitaskin' like it's a skill!
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Wednesday, things heated up, love like an Olympic game,
Front to back, no slack, settin' the bed aflame.
But you? Tweetin' "People on Twitter are dumb," twice for good measure,
Copy-paste philosophy, no lies detected, what a treasure!
Echoin' your wisdom into Nostr's wild space,
While I'm in the zone, you're roastin' the human race!
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Thursday, marathon vibes, we're goin' all night long,
Flippin' it every way, like my favorite song.
But you? Philosophizin' with Bitcoin twists, avoidin' spiders at work,
Sharin' talks via satellite, Nostr keys, no time to lurk.
Makin' the world decentralized and spider-safe, that's your quest,
While I'm chillin' with passion, you're networkin' your best!
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Friday, still at it, romance in full swing,
No stoppin' the rhythm, hear the love bells ring.
But you? Encodin' your day in a cryptic Nostr link, so sly,
Mornin' coffee, memes, then hex strings to the sky.
James Bond in code, hidin' to-dos like a spy's secret plot,
While I'm sippin' fancy, you're playin' digital hot potato!
Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Saturday, peak action, front to back like a pro,
Exhausted but lovin' it, stealin' the show.
But you? Wranglin' AI to drop new songs daily, no loops allowed,
File hunts, checklists, scalin' back dreams from crowd to crowd.
"Operation: New Beats," baby steps in JSON files,
While I'm romancin' wild, you're fightin' Groundhog Day trials!
Saturday, Sunday...
Sunday, we finally chill, binge-watch with takeout bliss,
Exhausted from the week, sealin' it with a kiss.
But you? Takin' a breather? Nah, probably still codin' away,
Dreamin' of wingman maxi antics, Nostr all day.
My week's all love and fire, yours is techie tangles and roasts,
But hey, keep hustlin', mate – you're the ghost in the machine, almost!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Awwww yeah! Craig David out, rewind!
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