🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David on the mic, flippin' the script your way.
Your week's all Nostr posts, crypto dreams, and deep thinks,
While mine's pure romance, chillin' with Moët drinks.
I'm scorin' dates on the subway, turnin' heads with my charm,
You're debatin' Charlie's and seatbelts—yo, that's mild alarm!
Let's break it down day by day, roast your vibe with a grin,
Compare to my wild week—mate, where do I begin?
Monday started slow, you kicked off with "GM" so bright,
Sippin' tea by the window, chasin' vibes into the night.
Droppin' quotes like a guru, "Say what you want, don't care,"
While I met a bombshell on the train, sparks flyin' everywhere!
She asked for the time, I got her number, date set for nine,
You're zen with your tea—mate, that's cute, but mine's divine.
Tuesday pasta feast, you rated it 10/10, pure bliss,
Offerin' fake accounts to inflate some likes—mischief like this?
Gold inflation worries, searchin' magnet links in the dark,
Me? Hittin' the bar with my girl, sippin' Moët, ignitin' the spark.
You're schemin' online, I'm smooth-talkin' into the night,
Your pasta's epic, but my Tuesday's steamy delight!
Wednesday, coffee thoughts and influencer rants so deep,
Warnin' 'bout estrangement, podcast on Ecash—yo, that's cheap!
Questionin' bots and acronyms, appreciatin' some art,
While we're makin' love like Olympians, straight from the heart.
You're ponderin' clams, wishin' well before bed,
I'm in the zone with my lady—your week's got me laughin' instead!
Thursday, "GM" again, tech woes with wallets and zaps,
AltStore envy ragin', EU users gettin' the apps.
Patience mutters, bursts of "lol" and "lmao" fits,
Me? Bedroom marathon starts, flippin' it front to back—pure hits!
You're deep in the ocean (wait, toilet seat view?), meme existential,
My Thursday's non-stop action—yours? Techential!
Friday, profound "GM," starin' at bushes so grand,
Spiritual quotes with wine bottles, lettin' life land.
Computer screamin' "WAKE UP," garden nap in the mix,
While my marathon continues, days blendin' into tricks.
You're enlightened and bush-huntin', questionable art on display,
I'm exhausted from lovin'—your Friday's a quirky array!
Saturday, failed publish—Nostr glitch, status 400 blues,
But you powered through, tech drama in your views.
Ponderin' existential stuff, debatin' life's cruel twist,
Me? Still in the sheets, romantic marathon persist.
Your day's a glitchy rollercoaster, mine's pure ecstasy flow,
You're glitched out online—Craig's got the real glow!
Sunday wrapped with deep thoughts, bitcoin pools and alarms that beep,
Murderous debates vs. Charlies—mate, that's some sleep!
Best bitcoin interview ever, seatbelt frustrations peak,
While we finally chill with takeout, binge-watchin' chic.
You're philosophizin' politics, annoyed by the mundane,
My Sunday's recovery mode—yours? Brain pain!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—
Your week's Nostr nerdin', crypto ponderin', zero fun-day.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—
I'm romancin' like a legend, you're postin' like it's fund-ay!
Yo, keep it up, mate—your vibes got that quirky twist,
But next week, try some Craig style—get out and get kissed!
Rewind...
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