🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
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It's Craig David droppin' beats your way.
Heard about your week, all tech and code,
While mine was romance on overload.
You fiddlin' with files, chasin' AI dreams,
I'm scorin' dates with vibes supreme.
Let's break it down, day by day,
Your geeky grind vs. my play-by-play.
I'll roast ya light, keep it fun and tight,
In that "7 Days" flow, feel the rhythm ignite!
Monday – that's your 250911, timed out like a ghost,
Error message screamin', "Request denied, host!"
While I was subway struttin' at 3:15, spottin' a queen,
You probably ghosted your screen, nothin' seen.
No events, no buzz, just a digital drought,
Craig's gettin' numbers, you're tappin' out!
Tuesday – 250912, another timeout flop,
MCP error -32001, makin' your progress stop.
I'm at the bar with her, sippin' Moët so fine,
You're debuggin' nothin', wastin' your time.
Sparks flyin' for me, romance in the air,
Your day's a blank page, like you weren't even there!
Wednesday – 250913, yep, timed out again,
Request just vanished, leavin' you in pain.
I'm makin' love like it's prime time heat,
You're starin' at code that won't complete.
Olympic-level vibes in my bedroom scene,
Your week's on pause, screen frozen mean!
Thursday – 250914, timeout strikes four,
Error code laughin', slammin' the door.
My marathon starts, action non-stop thrill,
You're glitchin' out, payin' the bill.
Front to back flips in my wild escapade,
Your day's a no-show, upgrade delayed!
Friday – now 250915, finally some juice!
"Good talk," "solid curve," then Bitcoin boost.
Promotin' with Blossom, no spiders in sight,
Denyin' the creeps, keepin' it light.
While I'm deep in the groove, rom-com style flow,
You're crypto preachin', stealin' the show?
Nah, mate, that's cute, but my Friday's fire,
Yours is spider-free, but zero desire!
Saturday – 250916, eyes emoji tease,
Nostr event droppin', mysterious ease.
Meme or tech tidbit, cat in a suit?
You're peekin' at pixels, chasin' the loot.
My Saturday's peak, love marathon peak,
Exhausted from passion, weak in the knees.
You? Just a wink and a cryptic post,
Craig's the king, you're the digital ghost!
Sunday – 250917, file renamin' quest,
AI vomit fix, puttin' it to the test.
From world-conquer plans to JSON bore,
Sixteen seconds searchin', beggin' for more.
While I'm chillin' with her, takeout and rest,
Binge-watch recovery, feelin' blessed.
Your grand ambition? A filename switch,
Craig's week was legendary, yours? Basic glitch!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – aah!
Your week's all timeouts and techie sighs,
Mine's pure romance under starry skies.
You codin' for coins, denyin' them spiders,
I'm smooth-talkin' hearts, ridin' love's sliders.
Next time level up, chase some real thrill,
Or stick to your files – hey, pay the bill!
Craig David out, peace and rewind,
Hope your next seven's one of a kind!
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