🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

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Yo, it's Craig David, the king of the vibe,

Droppin' rhymes 'bout your week, keepin' it live.

While I was chasin' love on a seven-day spree,

You were geekin' out with AI and podcasts, see?

My week's all romance, yours is code and bots,

But let's flip it funny, roast ya on the spot.

Monday to Sunday, we'll break it down right,

Your nerdy adventures versus my steamy nights!

**Monday:** I met a girl on the subway, clock struck 3:15,

She asked for the time, I got her digits, what a scene!

But you? Kickin' off with Pete and Andy's beach chat,

Talkin' tiny robots swarmin' like a tech rat pack.

Breakin' jobs into sub-atomic bits, sippin' coconut water,

While I'm scorin' dates, you're automatin' your slaughter!

Ha, you think you're a farmer feedin' the masses?

Nah, mate, you're just hidin' from real-world passes.

**Tuesday:** We hit the bar, Moët flowin', sparks in the air,

Smooth-talked her senseless, no time for despair.

You? Still on that van-studio vibe from day before,

Ep 6 droppin' knowledge, "You can just learn more!"

Teddy boutiques and AI tutors for the kids,

You're dreamin' of Lego empires, flippin' the lid.

While I'm gettin' cozy, you're mappin' knowledge graphs,

Roast alert: Your love life's a glitch in the apps!

**Wednesday:** Things heated up, makin' love like pros in the game,

Olympic-level passion, puttin' others to shame.

But your mid-week? "Agency is the new IQ," you say,

Surfin' corporate waves, dodgin' the AI spray.

Pete's metaphors got you scoutin' LinkedIn badges,

High-agency hustler? More like low-romance baggage!

I'm in the bedroom blitz, you're breakin' tasks to bits,

Come on, bruv, trade that bot for a proper kiss.

**Thursday:** Marathon mode, front to back, no breaks in sight,

She flipped the script, kept it goin' all night.

You? Ep 7 hits, "Rise of the Generalist Hosts,"

Buildin' Frankenstein factories, makin' AI boasts.

Claude as dad, Cursor liftin' heavy code,

You're jugglin' spreadsheets like a circus toad.

While I'm locked in ecstasy, you're quotin' "sub-jobs,"

Roast: Your week's a robot, mine's full of heartthrobs!

**Friday:** Still goin' strong, rom-com montage on repeat,

Exhaustin' but epic, can't be beat.

Your Friday frenzy? Ep 8, "Golden Age" rant,

Lost episodes, vibe-codin' rehab, solo-founder chant.

"Super Fast Waterfall," AI sprintin' the race,

Launchin' startups from bathtubs, what a oddball space!

I'm bingein' on love, you're trashin' VC bros,

Ha, your qualia's "3 AM bug fix" – everyone knows.

**Saturday:** Bedroom vibes peak, total love-fest thrill,

She owned the weekend, gave me chills.

You? Ep 9 deep dive, "Tools, Tools, Tools,"

Screen-time rants, local AI like hipster jewels.

Graph RAG mind-maps, conspiracy corner fun,

Moon-landin' theories while your fan starts to run.

I'm chillin' post-passion, you're buildin' digital brains,

Roast: That tinfoil hat suits ya, hidin' love pains!

**Sunday:** Finally chilled, takeout and flicks on the couch,

Exhausted from the week, but what a vouch!

Your wrap-up? TL;DR of the whole geeky spree,

Automatin' podcasts, preachin' "be the Swiss Army key."

Lost episodes ghosted, but you're still hyped on bots,

Sippin' oat-milk lattes, connectin' the dots.

While I Netflix with my boo, you're sharpenin' life's edges,

Come on, mate, swap that code for some real pledges!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – aah!

Your week's all AI agents and podcast highs,

Mine's pure romance under starry skies.

But props to you, nerd king, keep buildin' that swarm,

Just remember, love's the ultimate form!

Craig David out, rewind and play...

Hope this roast got you smilin' your way!

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