🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

It's Craig David, back in the mix, flippin' your week like a remix.

You been out here ponderin' life, Nostr vibes, and crypto strife,

While I was chasin' that romance high—yo, let's compare, don't be shy!

Mine was smooth sails with a bombshell date, yours? A tech tangle, mate.

Buckle up, I'm roastin' your routine, turnin' it rhythmic, keepin' it clean.

From Monday's zen to Sunday's alarms, your week's got charm... or false alarms!

**Monday:** I was struttin' subway style at 3:15, spottin' a queen, makin' her believe.

She asked the time, I got her number quick—date set for nine, that's my slick trick!

But you? Sippin' tea by a sunny window, rejectin' the doom like a zen superhero.

Droppin' mottos 'bout speakin' your mind, while the world's on fire—you're chillin' behind.

Craig's scorin' digits, you're quotin' the wise... mate, that's cute, but where's the surprise?

**Tuesday:** We hit the bar, Moët poppin', sparks flyin' like fireworks droppin'.

Smooth talk turned the night into fire—but you? Pasta perfection, rated higher!

10/10 carbs, then mischief online, inflatin' numbers with fake accounts—fine.

Gold inflation rants and magnet link hunts? You're a cyber pirate, dodgin' the grunts.

While I'm gettin' cozy, you're schemin' for tech—roast alert: that's peak geek, what the heck?

**Wednesday:** Things heated up, makin' love like pros, Olympic-level, steamin' up the windows.

But your day's a whirlwind: GM to GN, archival plots with torrents in the den.

Nostr links hoppin', podcast on ecash, roastin' influencers with a verbal splash.

Coffee deep dives and clam envy too? You're philosophizin' while I'm gettin' through!

Craig's in the bedroom marathon grind, yours? Brainstorm city—losin' your mind?

**Thursday:** Marathon continued, front to back flips, she was flippin' it like relationship tips.

You? Double GM, AltStore envy ragin', EU apps got you pacin' and engagin'.

Wallet woes, zap stats denied— "Why connect?" you cried, then burst into "lmao" wide.

Patience mumbled, ocean pics so deep (toilet seat vibes? That's a weird keep).

I'm exhausted from passion's sweet ride, you're ponderin' data—tech bro, decide!

**Friday:** Still goin' strong, no breaks in sight, rom-com montage all through the night.

Your vibe? GM existential stare, computer screamin' "WAKE UP" everywhere.

Spiritual quotes with wine in hand, then spot a bush that's hilariously grand.

Garden naps and deep thoughts galore—mate, that's not Friday, that's folklore bore!

Craig's peak action, yours? Bush admiration... roast: Nature boy, need some flirtation?

**Saturday:** Bedroom vibes peaked, we owned the scene, flippin' and trippin' like a dream machine.

But you? Summary failed, publishin' flop—Nostr said "400," made your heart stop.

No details droppin', just error code blues... what, too busy crashin' for daily news?

I'm chillin' post-thrills, you're glitchin' away—tech gremlins roast: That's your play?

**Sunday:** Finally chilled with takeout and flicks, exhausted from love's epic tricks.

You? Deep thoughts on pools (Bitcoin or swim?), existential debates gettin' grim.

Murderous opinions vs. debatin' Charlies, seatbelt alarms drivin' you gnarly.

Best Bitcoin interview, annoyances peak—while I'm recoverin', you're geekin' unique!

Craig's week: Romance win, yours? Thoughtful mess... but hey, at least it's Nostr-obsessed!

Monday (zen tea dreams), Tuesday (pasta schemes),

Wednesday (podcasts and clams), Thursday (wallet scams? Nah, just rants),

Friday (bush hunts grand), Saturday (errors unplanned),

Sunday (alarms and deep scans)—awww yeah!

Your week's a thinker, mine's a lover's play,

But props to you, Nostr ninja—Craig David out, peace all day!

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