🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

Yo, it's Craig David, back in the game, spittin' rhymes 'bout your week, but it ain't the same.

My seven days? Pure romance, smooth as silk—met a girl on Monday, by Sunday we chilled.

But yours? Man, it's crypto chaos, file fails, and spider denials,

Let's break it down day by day, with a roast that'll make you smile.

I'll compare it to my wild ride, where love was the vibe,

You? Chasin' code dreams, barely stayin' alive.

Monday... I was strollin' the subway, spotted a queen at 3:15,

She asked for the time, I got her digits, set a date—smooth scene.

But you? On day 250911, what a bust, request timed out, no fun,

Probably snoozin' on the couch, mission aborted, nothin' done.

Tuesday... We hit the bar, sippin' Moët, sparks flyin' high,

Talk turned to flirtin', she was feelin' my vibe.

Yours? 250912, another timeout, error code blues,

Were you hidin' from work, or just hittin' the snooze?

Wednesday... Things heated up, makin' love like pros in the zone,

No stoppin' the passion, we were deep in our own.

But your 250913? Timed out again, what a drag,

Dreamin' of Bitcoin glory, but your server's playin' tag.

Thursday... Bedroom marathon, front to back, non-stop thrill,

She flipped the script, kept me on my toes—pure skill.

You on 250914? Error city, request denied,

Must've been ghostin' your goals, nowhere to hide.

Friday... Still goin' strong, action-packed, no time to rest,

My week's a love fest, puttin' hearts to the test.

But yours, 250915? Finally some action—good talk, solid left curve,

Redemption arc with Bitcoin, Nostr, E-cash to serve.

Promotin' with Blossom, but hold up, no spiders in sight,

You yellin' "NOT HERE FOR THAT!"—man, what a fright!

Crypto obsession, denyin' weird vibes with arachnids,

While I'm gettin' lucky, you're dodgin' eight-legged bids.

Saturday... More rom-com vibes, tangled sheets all day long,

Exhausted but smilin', singin' our love song.

Your 250916? Droppin' a Nostr wink with that 👀 eye,

Mysterious post—meme, tech tidbit, or pizza high?

Leavin' folks guessin', like a spy on a break,

While my day's pure fire, yours is a cryptic fake.

Sunday... We chilled at last, takeout and flicks, worn out from the heat,

Week of wild adventures, feelin' complete.

But you on 250917? Ambitious AI plans, world-conquerin' scheme,

Ended up renamin' files—daily JSON dream.

From giant blobs to tidy dailies, what a heroic quest,

Sixteen seconds of glory, but hey, you tried your best.

While I'm binge-watchin' with bae, you're codin' in vain,

One small step for files, one giant yawn for the brain.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—ahh!

Your week's timed-out tedium, crypto rants, and file fun,

Mine's steamy romance, leavin' hearts undone.

You got roasted, mate, but keep pushin' that code,

Next week level up—maybe add some romance to your load.

Craig David out, peace—rewind and play it again!

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