🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David on the mic, flipping your week my way.
While I was out charming ladies, smooth as silk,
You were deep in AI vibes, chugging oat milk.
My week's all romance, yours is bots and code—
Let's roast this nerd life, hit the 7-day mode!
Monday, I met a girl on the subway line,
Asked for her digits, set a date at nine.
But you? Tuning into Pete and Andy's beach chat,
Building robot factories while sippin' on that—
Automation overload, tiny tasks galore,
You're planning your takeover, but where's the score?
No bombshell in sight, just Claude as your mate,
Coding with Cursor? Man, that's a sad date!
Tuesday, we hit the bar, Moët flowing free,
Sparks flying high, just her and me.
You? Still on that podcast, lost episode drama,
Andy's "vibe-coding" rehab, what a panorama!
Super Fast Waterfall, permissionless dreams,
Launching startups from a tub? That's extreme!
While I'm smooth-talking, you're ranting 'bout scale,
Solo-founder glory? Bro, that's sounding pale.
Wednesday, things got steamy, making love all night,
Olympic-level passion, what a delight!
But your mid-week? "Agency is the New IQ,"
Surf-lesson metaphors, dude, what you gonna do?
Billy Big Models, tiny robot swarms,
Breaking jobs to bits—ain't that the norm?
I'm flipping hearts, you're flipping flowcharts,
High-agency badge? That's LinkedIn's worst art!
Thursday, the marathon starts, front to back we go,
Bedroom vibes on repeat, stealing the show.
You? Episode 6 in the van, "You Can Just Learn Things,"
Teddy boutiques with AI, pulling all strings.
Credential-free life, knowledge graphs wild,
Mapping your Google searches? That's mild!
While I'm in the zone, you're dreaming of play,
App ideas brewing—get a real vacay!
Friday, more action, rom-com style heat,
She's all in, no retreat, what a treat!
Your Friday? Tools, tools, tools overload,
Cursor vs. Codex, local AI mode.
Graph RAG diving, personal brain in Docker,
Fan whirring loud—your setup's a shocker!
I'm bingeing on love, you're on conspiracy rants,
Moon-landing theories? Put down the plants!
Saturday, we keep it going, exhausted but fun,
Flipping it every way under the sun.
You? Wrapping the week with "Golden Age" flair,
Entrepreneur dreams, AI co-founder pair.
Qualia vibes, sharpening life's sharp edges,
Human as Swiss Army knife? That's your pledge!
While I'm marathon-loving, you're automating chores,
Podcast factory life—open some doors!
Sunday, we chill with takeout, binge-watch and rest,
Week of wild love, we aced the test.
Your chill? TL;DR funny recap mode,
Pete and Andy's wisdom, your overload.
Re-engineered workflows, surfer mindset gleam,
Drafting teddy plans—wake from the dream!
I'm cuddling close, you're scouting LinkedIn badges,
Nerd heaven calling—time to unpack those gadgets!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—
My week's all romance, yours is AI funday!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—
You built bots, I built sparks—now who's the real one-day wonder?
Ha! Craig David out, keep hustlin' that code,
But next week, try a date—hit the romantic road!
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