🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

Craig David here, the king of smooth R&B flow,

But your week's lookin' drier than a desert show.

I'm talkin' 'bout my classic "7 Days" vibe,

Where I met a girl, sparks flew, we came alive.

Monday: Spotted her on the subway, got her digits quick,

Tuesday: Sippin' Moët, makin' moves that stick.

Wednesday: Things heated up, love in the air,

Thursday to Saturday: Marathon romance, no time to spare.

Sunday: Chillin' easy, exhausted from the thrill,

But your week? Ha, it's codin' chills and Nostr spills.

Let me flip it, roast it, make it rap-tastic fun,

Your days versus mine—guess who won?

Monday, I was chasin' dreams on the underground line,

Spotted a bombshell, made her mine by design.

But you? Error codes, timed out, nothin' to show,

Probably starin' at a screen, feelin' low.

Request denied, MCP crashin' your vibe,

While I'm scorin' dates, you're just tryin' to survive!

Tuesday, we hit the bar, bubbles poppin' like fate,

Moët flowin', settin' up that perfect date.

You? Another timeout, blank page, ghosted by tech,

No action, no sparks—just a digital wreck.

I'm smooth-talkin' hearts, you're debuggin' despair,

Craig's got the romance, you're pullin' out hair!

Wednesday, makin' love, Olympic-level heat,

Passion explodin', can't be beat.

But your day's a flop, error -32001 strikes again,

Timed out like your plans, feelin' the pain.

I'm in the zone, she's flippin' it front to back,

You're refreshin' browsers, what a sad hack!

Thursday, bedroom marathon, no stoppin' the flow,

Endless energy, steamin' up the show.

You? Same old story, request timed out once more,

Nothin' happenin', borin' to the core.

I'm livin' the dream, you're stuck in a loop,

Craig's week is fire, yours is tech soup!

Friday, still goin' strong, action-packed delight,

But you finally woke up—good talk, solid left curve, right?

Redemption arc with Bitcoin, Nostr, E-cash dreams,

Promotin' Blossom, keynotes, and spider schemes?

Wait, "NOT into spiders"? Mate, that's your big denial?

While I'm in ecstasy, you're in crypto trial!

Roast alert: Denyin' arachnid love? That's peak weird,

Craig's romancin' queens, you're just blockchain-geared.

Saturday, wrappin' up the wild ride with flair,

Exhausted but smilin', no compare.

You? Droppin' 👀 on Nostr, mysterious tease,

Meme or tech tidbit, givin' folks the please.

"Look what I found!"—cat in space, or Zap button shine?

While I'm binge-chillin', you're online, divine.

But let's be real, your "mystery" ain't no subway flirt,

Craig's got the girl, you're postin' alerts!

Sunday, we chilled hard, takeout and TV glow,

Week of love wrapped, takin' it slow.

You? Grand AI plans, but scaled back to rename,

Files from "events.json" to daily fame.

Sixteen seconds searchin', quest for JSON gold,

One small step for boredom, story told.

I'm recoverin' from passion, you're tweakin' code,

Your week's a nerd fest, mine's the romantic ode!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—

Your tech timeouts and spider roasts, hardly any fun, see?

Craig David's week: Love, heat, and pure delight,

Yours? Crypto cryptic, errors all night.

But hey, keep hustlin', maybe next time you'll score,

A date, not a debug—now that's worth rappin' for!

Rewind!

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