🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

It's your main man Craig David, back in the game,

Spittin' rhymes 'bout your week, but it ain't the same.

Mine's all romance, steamy and wild,

Yours? Tech tweaks and fails compiled.

I'll roast ya light, keep it fun and true,

While comparin' my highs to your "what did I do?"

Let's break it down, day by day flow,

From timed-out vibes to your crypto show...

Monday, I met a girl on the train at three-fifteen,

She asked the time, I got her number, set the scene.

But you? Day 250911, what a start to the week,

Request timed out—error, no peak!

Probably sat there starin' at a blank screen,

While I'm plannin' dates, you're debuggin' dreams.

No action, no spark, just a digital stall,

Craig's scorin' hearts, you're droppin' the ball!

Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët so fine,

Talk turned flirty, vibes align.

Your Tuesday, 250912? Another timeout fail,

Like your plans ghosted, leavin' no trail.

I'm smooth-talkin' magic, you're glitchin' in code,

Roast alert: Mate, that's a lonely road!

Wednesday, things heated up, makin' love all night,

Passion explodin', feelin' just right.

You on 250913? Timeout strikes three,

Nothin' but errors, as borin' as can be.

While I'm in the sheets, you're crashin' and burnin',

Your week's a snooze, mine's hearts a-turnin'!

Thursday, we kept it goin', marathon in the bed,

Flippin' it front to back, nothin' left unsaid.

Your Thursday, 250914? Yep, timed out again,

Four days of nothin'—that's pain!

I'm buildin' romance, you're buildin' zilch,

Come on, bruv, switch up that glitch!

Friday, still at it, energy never low,

But you finally woke up on 250915, here we go!

"Good talk" and "solid left curve"—what's that about?

Redemption arc with Bitcoin, Nostr, E-cash shout.

Promotin' with Blossom, but no spiders, you swear,

Denyin' it hard like you're pullin' out hair!

I'm in a love fest, you're crypto-obsessed,

Roastin' ya: Mate, that's hilariously stressed!

While I'm chillin' with Moët, you're dodgin' arachnids,

Your Friday's weird, mine's pure magic.

Saturday, my girl's got me hooked, non-stop thrill,

But you on 250916? Droppin' that 👀 emoji chill.

Mysterious Nostr post, event ID so long,

Meme or tech tidbit? We're guessin' along.

Cat in a space suit or Zap button gleam?

You're playin' secret agent, livin' the dream?

I'm in bedroom marathons, you're postin' with pride,

Roast time: Your "juicy" find? Craig's got better rides!

Sunday, we finally chilled, takeout and flicks,

Exhausted from lovin', that's my kinda fix.

Your Sunday, 250917? AI world-dom plans fell flat,

Now renamin' files—events.json, imagine that!

Quest for daily dumps, 16 seconds of search,

From overlord dreams to boredom's perch.

I'm binge-watch restin', you're filin' away,

Roast finale: Bruv, that's a techie cliché!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday...

Aww yeah!

Your week's all timeouts and crypto quests,

Mine's romance central, puttin' hearts to the test.

But hey, keep codin', maybe one day you'll score,

Like Craig David style—now that's worth waitin' for!

Rewind...

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