🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

It's Craig David on the mic, spittin' vibes your way.

You think your week's a grind? Man, let's compare the play—

I'm out here chasin' love, you're chasin' bugs all day.

From Monday to Sunday, I'll roast your coder quest,

While I'm smooth with the ladies, you're debuggin' at your best.

Buckle up, tech bro, here's your 7-day spin,

In my style, with the flow, let the rap begin!

Monday, I met her on the subway, 3:15, she was fine,

Asked for the time, I got her number, date set for nine.

But you? Out hikin' with your phone, buildin' demos in the wild,

Compilin' in "applesauce"—yo, that sounds like a child!

Panic mode when it almost blew, but you yelled "Back on track!"

Small steps, mate? That's cute, while I'm sealin' the pact.

Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët, sparks ignitin',

Smooth talk, vibes high, she's all excited.

You? Finally got somethin' runnin' from your mobile throne,

But deployin' was crap—disaster zone!

Codin' in a phone booth? That's your big win?

I'm scorin' dates, you're crashin' apps—where do I begin?

Wednesday, things got steamy, makin' love like pros,

Olympic-level passion, head to toes.

You wrestled Wingman into tmux, what a tech tango,

Goose actin' up like a dog with a bad mango!

"Existential dread" from a glitchy bird? Come on, son,

I'm in the bedroom marathon, you're just gettin' builds done.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday—non-stop action spree,

Flippin' it front to back, pure ecstasy.

But Thursday for you: PRD for Wingman, dictatin' like a boss,

Work packages, reviews in Obsidian—zero gloss!

Stuck in Nano on your phone? Keybindings a nightmare?

I'm bingein' romance, you're in editor despair!

Friday, still goin' strong, her and me in the zone,

While you trashed your Big Plan, went slow like a drone.

VMs chattin', but custom context all wrong—oops!

Debuggin' with caffeine, settin' up Wingman troops.

Ended at rock beach, testin' apps on the run?

I'm chillin' post-love-fest, you're codin' for fun.

Saturday, we kept the fire burnin', no time to rest,

But you? Probably crashed, needin' a tech detox quest.

No logs from your vault, so I'm guessin' you hid,

Tweakin' relays or somethin'—admit it, you did!

While I'm romancin' wild, you're ghostin' the scene,

Roastin' you easy, 'cause your week's a meme.

Sunday, finally chilled with takeout and flicks,

Exhausted from the week, but worth all the kicks.

You? Bet you lounged, reflectin' on fails and wins,

Postin' to Nostr, dreamin' of codin' twins.

I'm the king of smooth, you're the prince of the glitch,

Next week, level up—ditch the code, chase a switch!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—rewind!

Your coder saga's funny, but mine's the real grind.

Craig David out, peace—keep hustlin', geek squad,

But remember, life's short—go get you a squad!

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