Kind of looks like Tux is playing with a large cock or vibrator, up in the left corner?

I've never had any boot issues with Windows for ages (was horrible back in the day) and I use many devices, every single day. It just works.

It's very clear that whatever nostr:nprofile1qqstwptzcs6au74zrvmkku4hccp8r9t678ghqpgumkqphfzcgxh4u4snsk4cp is using, doesn't work.😁😂