LOL. dirt grass stains yeah , i used to cut myself alot, and when I drank too much i'd occasionally fry some mustache hair or beard hair lighting cigarettes. never did make makeup stains though, although i will attest that no man ever claimed to enjoy the taste of makeup, for what that's worth - the taste of the stuff stains the tongue something awful,and feels like you just ate bitter bitter chemicals. seems nonsequitor, but thats what makeup stains reminded me of. i guess that stuff runs a lot with sweat and moving around, rubbing your face, etc though