Coinbase going down during times of peak demand is almost as guaranteed as inverse Cramer.

The only difference is Cramer doesn’t custody for 90% of the #Bitcoin ETFs.

An irl friend called me in the middle of this post freaking about withdrawing altcoins, still in the process of orange pilling him, but coinbase is helping lmao.

ICYMI: I think Coinbase can still screw the pooch on the ETFs, and we could see something >= FTX. I’m not saying I think it will be intentional. Negligence to handle high traffic situations does not inspire confidence when it comes to a custodian, much less one with Coinbase’s responsibilities.

Rumor has it we are a fairy fart away from insane supply shock.

And don’t forget: NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS.

LARPs will pretend ETFs have made self custody a thing of the past.

If I turn out to be correct, then quite the opposite is true.

FAFO my friends.