“Real lasagna’s move in silence” - Lil Wayne

When he said this what he meant was that when you eat a lasagna where the dough is made from an ancient grain (einkorn), the ground beef is local grass fed and finished from a female cow at an age greater than 3 years old, the tomatoes are fresh from your non-pesticide laden garden, and the cheese is made from a2/a2 milk that’s unpasteurized and non-homogenized also from local grass fed and finished cows, then the lasagna will move through your digestive system without any noticeable discomfort like gas and bloating.

He was way ahead of his time.

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