The definitive list of truly 100% safe and effective ways to boost testosterone:

• Oysters

• Eggs

• Caviar

• Steak

• Organs

• Grounding

• Sunlight

• Weight training

• Thiamine

• Competition

• Smoking cigars

• Semen retention

• Good posture

• Embracing discomfort

• Single leg training

• Say no more than yes

• Ribcage expansion exercises

• Well fitted, black clothing

• Topical magnesium chloride

• Never skip breakfast

• Eat most of your food early in the day, not late

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