Just rename nostr to Primal and make ecash the native currency instead of sats and be done with this garbage alreaday.
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What the hell is ecash?
They're Chaumian tokens backed by Bitcoin Lightning.
It's like shitcoin stablecoins but better because on Bitcoin. You can swap your sats for it and then wait till Bitcoin goes up, the trusted mint prints more dollar on their excess liquidity to match the money supply and then eventually some of them will rug and you'll have less sats than you started with.
Basically, it will turn into fractional reserve banking but on Bitcoin.
Think I'll stick with sats.