I had a dream I was dating this guy, and I went to get some tea in his kitchen. I finish it by the time I get up to his room. He’s in the doorway shirtless and he’s sort of gesturing for me to join him in bed and I’m thinking, yep, it’s about to go down.

I spot a room down the hall with another kitchen and I tell him I just want to do my washing up real quick. So I go to the kitchen and start cleaning the teacup when I notice a women next to me and she’s cleaning and starts thanking me for offering to help her clean the house. I don’t remember doing that but she looks so grateful and I’m just like ‘yeah, of course!’

So I cleaned a house in my dream. Inch by inch. I did not see the shirtless man again.

I think I have parental controls on in my brain sometimes. Bloody PG 13