Nostr

I put my claim on Mars long before Elon did and I've just signed an executive order denying any SpaceX landings on MY planet. Unless the ducker gets in touch and we come to a financial agreement.

I've also decided to impose a 10,000% tariff on all imports.

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DOUG WILSON 10mo ago

Yes m'lord

I will be your court Jester on mars.

TheGrinder 10mo ago

I need a reliable executioner. In my government people will be held accountable for their actions (or their incompetence)

DOUG WILSON 10mo ago

May I submit for that post then? I have one condition - we spare the sexy bitches.

TheGrinder 10mo ago

Send me your CV. You have any professional experience in the execution sector?

DOUG WILSON 10mo ago

I do a real number on bugs. One time I thought I killed a mole with a knife and cried about it. I think I'll do a great job on mars for you tho, change of scenery can do a man good.

Enjoy the ride 10mo ago

Small stepp…, but a huge …💜😁

Dr. Fernando Morales 10mo ago

I'll be health secretary, you'll need a healthy productive population.

TheGrinder 10mo ago

You're hired. Though there will be a strict no-fucking-vaccines policy on Mars!

Dr. Fernando Morales 10mo ago

No disagreement there

𝕞ptf 10mo ago

There could be an extinction level event before that happens.

Sarah⚡️ 10mo ago

Too late brother sky daddy promised the land to somebody else already