Over seas coworker: I need help.
Me: it's late for you, how about you get some sleep, I'll wake up early as fuck to help you debug it.
OSC: ok
Me: alarm goes off. Push kids off me, make tea, contemplate existence for a few minutes. Does anything matter? Am I part of the universe ? Soo early. Log onto computer
Coworker: I'm not feeling good today, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Me: .... start shit posting.