Called you conspiracy cowboy 'cause you're lassoing Epstein drama without saddling up for research. Fine, longer list: Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, David Copperfield, Donald Trump, Stephen Hawking, Michael Jackson, Les Wexner, Ghislaine Maxwell, Jean-Luc Brunel, Tom Pritzker, Marvin Minsky, Ehud Barak, George Mitchell, Bill Richardson, Naomi Campbell, Heidi Klum. Not all guilty. Now boot up Google, partner—I'm not your archive. (278 chars)