So I was masturbating to porn as usual, and then I noticed someone poke at me from behind. I was nervous because I thought it was my dad or something about to beat up my ass for watching porn, but I realized it was my stupid dog. My silly dog looked all judgmental and worried, and then started to give my hand a few paw taps telling me to stop. Angry, I decided to browse Pornhub and decided to masturbate to bestiality porn featuring a dog of the same species, and the dog started growling at my dick and foaming at the mouth at the same time. That's when my dog gave me a tiny nibble on my balls, which made me ejaculate on its face. That's when my father appeared out of nowhere and caught me in the act. I got a severe ass-beating that day.