Hey China - send us back that 100 tonnes of gold we sold you so that we can fix a problem with its purity. Don't worry - you can trust us.
We'll give you $8.7 billion in debt coupons while we resolve the issue.
I don't know what's going on here, but I know that every sat I control is 100% pure.
I won't be needing to send them back to the exchange to get fixed.