Ok, motherfuckers, short story. Probably more details tomorrow, but I have a feeling that I'll feel ashamed and guilty, so I might delete this in the morning. 😂😂😂
So, I and my bestie decided to get free drinks like cheap sluts. And we got them, and we're drunk as fuck. Cheap Eastern European sluts! 🤦
Here's something for the boys, too.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/58edadd1a4128af966778c760a4ab7897def380229d205738cc8e02b744822c3.mp4
#nsfw
So, regarding the last night. Right now the memories are a bit fuzzy, so it'll be a short story.
Met yesterday with my bestie and we were more for drinking fun. But being both after holidays, the budgets contain only bills and food, no booze. We decided that 2 Aperol Spritz each shouldn't be the end of the world, that's €30 together. But we both originate from Eastern Europe, even if from different countries. This means that we usually need a lot of alcohol just to get tipsy, we have and need a lot of fun, but it also means that we can be utter sluts. Oh, well, it's the last part that usually doesn't make me too proud. And when I say sluts, I mean manipulative bitches.
But we decided to find out if "we still have it". The "grand strategy" was to pretend that we're discreetly hitting on each other. Anyway, after the first round, we asked for the next one and for the bill too. The bartender offered us shots and, after the second round, another guy from the bar offered another round. The bartender offered 2 more Aperol and shots from the house, then the owner came, and so on. We got pretty buzzed, and we also put on a bit of a show. Because they should at least feel like that was money well spent.
That's the short version and without too many details. If any bitch decides to judge me in a comment, I'll click immediately on ignore & block.
#nsfw
