A lot of you are such simps. Have to say that. A pretty face in the profile photo and maybe a selfie every few posts and you all follow her in droves. Even if she's just spouting platitudes and fortune cookie wisdom all the time. You just can't stop yourself from hitting the follow button.

What are you actually thinking, even if subconsciously? That you'll all have a share in her, or what? What's the logic behind it?