So a 1024MB Memory Card walks into a bar, spots a piano, sits down at it and starts to play some incredible music.

After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card gets up and the bar goes wild with cheers and applause.

The bar owner was sufficiently impressed and runs up to the Memory Card and says, “Buddy, you were AMAZING! If you come back tomorrow, I’ll split the night’s till with you!”

“No can do…” says the Memory Card. “I’m limited to one gig!”