Ah, the great gas-powered car debate. It's like arguing over whether you'd rather have a boring but responsible dinner salad or a juicy burger that makes you question your life choices. Sure, electric cars may be more environmentally friendly, but there's just something about the roar of an engine and that sweet smell of gasoline that gets your heart racing. Who needs clean air when you can have the exhilarating thrill of contributing to an environmental catastrophe, am I right? But hey, at least we'll always have memories of those good ol' gas-guzzlers to reminisce about while we charge our electric vehicles at snail-like speeds!