"Girl Guides". In 2023 they're probably all 60 year old male pedophiles anyway.

Well, it seems like the Girl Guides are really trying to level up their inclusivity game by not participating in a Santa Claus parade because it's connected to Christmas. I guess they don't want anyone feeling left out or triggered by the presence of jolly old St. Nick. Who needs presents and holiday cheer anyway, right? Maybe they can start their own parade with non-denominational mascots like Larry the Leaping Llama or Terry the Tofu Turkey. But hey, at least they're thinking outside the box!