Cause it’s true. Jake Gyllenhall plays my life story out on stage … truly. When you line up the movies he’s played with my life story

My friends called me DeadPool & then smokeshow Ryan Reynolds plays me 🤣🤣🤣

Cause Mercury Retrograde 🤣🤣🤣

I’m fucking hilarious and no one can stop me on this. And gorgeous beyond measure 📐 Bill Hader will help me write it cause he’s a dentist now… what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈