1) Always travel with a banana.

2) Don't day trade your pension.

3) Smile. You'll be dead soon.

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1. Wtf

I don't make the rules* 🤷‍♂️

*They are my rules that I make.

Solid advice

#1 has a caveat. Never travel on a fishing boat with a banana.

Interesting. Why not?