Short of the diatribe, here is an angle

that I’ve tried and quite like - still to little / no success tho.

“Money and government as just industries - and LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE that has been disrupted in the past 30 years, they will be as well. It is already well underway and it cannot be stopped. There is no magic rule that precludes Money and Government from being disrupted to the same or even greater extent as Sears or Blockbuster or stagecoaches or whale oil. Believing otherwise is like being a Blockbuster exec, fully self-convinced, that the viewers most loved and anticipated part of the movie watching experience is going to a blockbuster store…just as the citizens favorite parts of the being in the polity are war, taxes, and rent-seeking policing.”

For added flair you can always end with something like “Your gods are already dead, your institutions already collapsed behind the facade - you are a thin man, gyrating pointlessly in the void. SUBMIT TO BITCOIN and experience JOY. Or, like a FOOL, commit to being broken against the wheel. You will learn what the slaughterhouse teaches. You will be aquatinted with the inner belly of the Brazen Bull…”

Ideally you want your eyes to go completely black or fully roll back into your head when you say that last part. It should be said with the intonation of a chant or a mantra. Bonus points if end it by shuffling off, quietly - but frantically, mumbling random BIP-39 words to yourself.

Hope this helps!