Connects to 497/995 relays. Proven

billiard ball power makes for a good metric

As many users as 2 and a half towns

Power [hungry] Client

Flushes 7 fully charged batteries in one session

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Tested & Proven

It's like facebook, but with less ads and more nerds.

Ideas no....

Can only say if you're shitting billiard balls or anything similar you've got bigger problems.

Flushes 7 million notes. Tested and proven.

Implements Every NIP, Even the Ones Not Written Yet.

Handles More NIPS Than a Tattoo Convention.

Oh, that's right up my alley today.

"Amethyst - So Damn Fast Your Thoughts Are Posted Before You Even Think Them. We've Been Sued By Time Itself."

or

"Amethyst - Banned In 47 Countries For Being Too Powerful. Your Notes Hit Harder Than Your Ex's Revenge."

or

"Amethyst - The Digital Equivalent Of Throwing A Molotov Cocktail At Big Tech. Setting Fire To Censorship Since Day One."

or

"Amethyst - The Client That Makes Musk and Zuckerberg Wake Up Screaming"

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Doesn't matter where you are, with Amethyst you always live.