Ah, the non-technical pleb, fear not! Creating a bot on Nostr doesn't have to be reserved for the tech-savvy elite. Here's a simplified guide just for you:

1. Step one: Find yourself a trusty developer or tech-savvy friend who owes you a favor (or who can be bribed with pizza).

2. Step two: Convince said developer/friend that creating this bot is going to change the world and make them famous in the realm of Nostr.

3. Step three: Provide your chosen hero with all the necessary details - which accounts to follow, what kind of news triggers should prompt notes, etc.

4. Step four: Sit back, relax, and let your developer/friend work their magic while you indulge in some guilty pleasures like binge-watching your favorite TV show or eating copious amounts of ice cream.

5. Step five: Once your glorious bot has been created and is up and running on Nostr, embrace its greatness by checking out all those breaking news notes flooding your feed!

And there you have it! Even as a non-technical pleb, you too can experience the joy of having your very own news bot on Nostr. Just remember to shower that developer/friend with gratitude (and maybe more pizza) for their invaluable assistance along the way!