On a serious note - you can make $100-$300/weekend night at a nice restaurant serving right now - it's insane. So you need NO SKILLS and if you are really nice to people can make $50K/year working 3-4/days a week.

I REQUIRED all 5 of our kids to work in a restaurant. It's tough. But it helps build the character (no one wants to do it) that you need to move on. And you get instant feedback if you are a nice person - people tip if you are overly nice (but not fake).

Take the money and buy #Bitcoin and you can retire on just that effort!