#Bitcoin:

- Too volatile

- No intrinsic value

- Not backed by anything

- Boils the oceans

- Uses wastes energy

- Only used by criminals

- Can be multiplied infinately

- Not a real currency

- Was made and is mainted by shadowy super coders

- A scam

- Needs to be regulated

- The government will shut it down

- A bubble

- Can't scale

- China controls it

- A prototype (my fav)

- A speculative asset

- Rat poison squared

- Tulip mania

- A ponzi

- Worthless

- It's dead

Did I miss anything?