This complete maniac begins his day marching around my in-laws' house, bellowing his demands to be let outside to begin his spree of genocidal terror against birds, squirrels, snakes, and all other neighborhood fauna within his capacity to kill, his goals being nothing short of silent spring. Those white tufts will be red by sunset.

He's huge, not because he is overfed. He is huge because he overkills.

Also a very sweet boi.