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Feeling sad,

Thought Saylor was my dad,

Mum said he's not coming back,

Now he is gay and whack.

I said "Mum how come?"

She said listen son:

It isn't like he beat me,

And tried to keep it hid,

That man used to complete me,

But there's just something that he DID . . .

#PoetryCorner

Dry your tears, dear Seimi Mac,

It ain't your fault ya Dad's a twat.

He used to be cool, driving vans through conferences,

in front of his toy boat boasting big false promises.

But alas my friend, old Seimi the Mac - the truth is just that

Your Dad really is,

a big,

fucking,

twat.

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That was savage man.

Savage. Now this is what his dad looks like in my head.

o.O?

This is terrifying, honestly

yah. I am shook.