And in other news Ramaswamy & Musk have set up a Dogen’t Ya Wanna Severence Package for laid off Federal Employees still ovulating that includes a generous nearly two decades long yearly payment for signing up to be an Elon Breeder. Must have above 1500 SATs to apply and an affinity for 90s chokers & vamp makeup. Does not include university tuition as college is deemed too lengthy & inefficient.