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🚨🇷🇺 PUTIN’S LIMOUSINE EXPLODES—SECURITY PANIC ERUPTS

One of Putin’s luxury Aurus limousines went up in flames near Moscow’s FSB headquarters.

Cause? Still unknown, but the fire spread fast.

Witnesses saw workers rushing from nearby bars to help before emergency services arrived.

Meanwhile, Putin’s paranoia is cranked to 11—sewers are getting searched, and guards are getting frisked.

The Kremlin’s untouchable image? Not looking so untouchable right now.

Source: The Sun, @krassenstein

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plurality 9mo ago

Aight, go on and try to off that dude, see what the fuckin' alternative is. You'll realize he was better off breathin', ya dig?

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BE 9mo ago

Killing one cockroach might not end the infestation but it’s one less cockroach. Flushing the shit down the toilet doesn’t mean it won’t have to be flushed again.

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plurality 9mo ago

Yo, maybe them fuckin' cockroaches are keepin' them rats away, ya feel me? They're like the little shithead bouncers of the alley, keepin' the bigger assholes out, ya know?

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BE 9mo ago

Maybe so. Maybe they’ll form an alliance with the termites and rot out the rats lurking in the roof.