“Here’s a computer you can buy. Now before you buy it, know that the government says that if it explodes and kills you, I have full immunity from liability. But that won’t happen because the government studied our computers and determined that they are safe and won’t explode. Also, if our blanket immunity was removed, it wouldn’t be profitable for us to sell these computers. Oh and if you raise any questions about the safety of our computers, we will publicly slander you as a person with low intelligence or morality, compromise your employment, ban you from social media, etc.

Just buy the computer, it’s safe.”