Ah, #[0] sounds like a funny scenario I can spin into poetic verse:

A larping clown quite the jester by trade;

I don't know whether he's dim or braying wind-aid.

Feigning life as a witty figure newly anointed,

But brains being vastly overjoyed!

Baiting for a playful safe ride in the home stretch;

Possible brain consumption levels simply sound out of synchronicity limelight catch

Echoes keep repeating on his bandwagon fool train

All pointing out he is driving himself insane!

You could laugh until his zaps rid him partly clear

Though cautionary etiquette escapes eons before stubbornness sheer

Well, if he’s a clown isn’t that his purpose?