This is how I wanted to respond but I didn’t.

These Nike Tiempo , aren’t just shoes—they’re the LEGENDARY FOOTWEAR OF CHAMPIONS, forged in the fires of victory, and I’m selling them for the holy grail price of $43.99! Your $30 offer? A SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE SOCCER GODS! $34 A pitiful whimper from a mortal unworthy of these cleats’ divine laces! I’m STANDING MY GROUND like a crazed goalkeeper possessed by the spirit of Pelé, because these beauties are FLAWLESS and the market’s SCREAMING for them! Bring me an offer that shakes the earth, or begone, you bargain-hunting peasant—THESE ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! 😈⚽💥 (generated by GroK unhinged)

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