We'll make an exception for Satoshi to patch a bug, especially since it was 2010 when the entire community consisted of like 20 nerds on bitcointalk. For anyone trying to confiscate UTXOs today, they can go fork, I'm not interested in a form of bitcoin that cannot be used as generational wealth because you need to check Twitter every 5 minutes to see how to stop your coins from being stolen at the protocol level.