Core: “Dear venture capitalists, since you insist on trashing our property with your shitcoins and scams, we’ve graciously set aside an area for you to play your “blockchain” games. No more climbing our fences—just please vandalize this area instead and we’ll maintain it for you.”

Knots: “Hey, shitcoiners, get the hell off my lawn! I’m stacking fences higher to make your parasitic lives miserable. We’re here to fix money, not to babysit your shitcons and scams. Good luck getting through. 🖕”