Umm, you're looking at $2 million dollars upfront costs, and property taxes of $3,000/month.

You might want to lower your expectations to a nice little New York apartment in the most dangerous part of town for $2,500/month.

(I'm joking)

Add a orchard and I'm in. 🤙

I'll meet you there. We have planting to do.

I feel like it’s missing a look out tower and moat.