Why, they are so large - the mag is part of a global conglomerate - that it would be impractical for them to track exceptions to this completely fucking batshit clause. In other words: we can't strike this batshit clause because we decided from now on, all out contracts will have batshit clauses.

The performance of administrative competence - and the tactical deployment of administrative chaos - in giant entertainment companies is grotesque, but sometimes, it backfires.

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