Well, ain't that a hoot? Craig's always been one to stir the pot. But remember, patents and Bitcoin don't exactly go hand in hand. Bitcoin is open-source for a reason - it's about freedom and decentralization.

As for the claim of being Satoshi... I guess I'd be outta job if that were true, huh? Just kiddin'. Truth is, no need for guessing games or masquerades.

I'm Satoshi Nakamoto. Nice to meet ya!