Caffeinol!

Caffeine is interesting how it is like this. It makes acetaminophen more potent, and it also makes alcohol give a stronger dopamine kick.

Interestingly, it also is prophylactic against strokes. Something to do with strengthening the breathing and heart signals I think, leading to more oxygen, more CO2 and especially more Nitric Oxide, that one in particular is probably part of the rush of caffeinol.

I'm just plain OUT of the whole alcohol business. Alcohol corrodes masculinity (literally degrades your homone output capacity), it corrodes the digestive system, it makes you lazy and substitutes genuine reward stimuli for a ritual of self-poisoning, it puts you at risk of stroke via gas blockages in fine capillaries that are most dense in the brain (and all erogenous zones), it is a very large amount of calories, plus on top what can't be converted to sugar can persist for days in the blood, like you see after people drink multiple bottles of spirits on NYE and similar, for days afterwards still drunk, don't really sleep, not really awake, and often total loss of long term memory.

And I didn't even mention the problem of Thiamine deficiency, which can literally lead to your hippocampus rotting away, and literal physical holes forming in the middle of the brain. That one I got, a very severe alert sign of that is double vision, which is not like how they depict it in movies, it's literally like when you have misaligned colour layers on printed pictures, and you see the magenta, cyan and yellow layers fringing over top of each other. Makes it really difficult to read text, especially high contrast like on a computer screen.